Where are the...

1) comments? Is it the lack/non-existence of grammatical/usage/spelling errors that hinders you guys from tagging my blog? Or emo musings?

2) bananas? The last time I saw them in Safeway they were selling at a whopping $12/kilo. Gone are they until now. Only a handful packets of dried banana chips now occupy that glorious section where the 'nanas used to be.