Karat To Carrot?

So I heard instead of looking 'karat' one could look 'carrot' if self-tanning is overused. I know it's sad and pretty lifeless, but at least I've tried something new. But no Dota, cigarettes or other drugs, thank you.

Anyway, congrats to Italia and please somebody, can we go clubbing at a place that plays mainstream house music? I know it's unfortunate that Asian nights only play hip-hop, so much to the extent that there was once a white friend of mine said to me, "What music do you listen to? I can imagine you listen to alot of hip-hop" (he was very impressed, however, when he learns that I listen to Miles Davis and Oscar Peterson). Thanks Asians.